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IT Convenience Scripts

curl it • pipe it • done

/bat
Check battery life on macOS
curl -fsSL https://scripts.bonnier.news/bat | bash
#!/usr/bin/env bash
set -euo pipefail

echo "🔋 Check battery life on macOS"
echo "This is a placeholder script — replace with real install steps."
echo "Done!"
/hello
Hello-world smoke test (bash)
curl -fsSL https://scripts.bonnier.news/hello | bash
#!/usr/bin/env bash
set -euo pipefail
echo "👋 Hello from the IT convenience scripts server!"
echo "This script was delivered via Fastly Compute@Edge."
/hello-ps
Hello-world smoke test (PowerShell)
irm https://scripts.bonnier.news/hello-ps | iex
# IT Convenience Scripts - Hello (PowerShell)
# Usage: irm https://scripts.nicedomain.bn/hello-ps | iex

Write-Host "========================================" -ForegroundColor Cyan
Write-Host "  Hello from IT Convenience Scripts!    " -ForegroundColor Cyan
Write-Host "  PowerShell edition                    " -ForegroundColor Cyan
Write-Host "========================================" -ForegroundColor Cyan
Write-Host ""
Write-Host "This script was delivered by Fastly Compute." -ForegroundColor Green
Write-Host "Replace this with your actual provisioning logic." -ForegroundColor Yellow